Ex-con Hi and ex-cop Ed meet, marry and long for a child in the wilds of
Arizona. When Ed discovers she's barren the God-given solution is
presented: to snatch a baby from a set of quins. Thus begins a series of
kidnappings, capers and rum goings-on that revolve around the helpless yet
universally-loveable child. Hi's convict friends, his boss, and even the
Lone Biker Of The Apocalypse become involved in the ever-twisting plot in
the quest to own the baby.